×

Dumbass Of The Day: “Pizza Burglar”

By News Nov 17, 2020 | 9:33 AM

You know that you have made it, when the you get a nickname from the police.

To no one’s surprise, the security cameras a Big Slice pizza were on and capturing event.

In this robbery, it was pretty standard fair; a break in, grabbed $500 cash, computers and a few 6 packs of beer and one of the restaurant’s delivery vehicles.

 

…that is AFTER he spent 2 hours in the store making and baking a pie to take with him on the road in his new-found get-away car, which is how he was busted.

Depending on how good the pizza, he made was, maybe he could land a job working his local pizzaria…as a delivery driver, cuz he will be easy to spot.