First things first, never take a drug named after a part of your ass. Two guys in England, didn’t get that message.
The guys names were Earnest and Fabrice. They were pulled over by the police on the suspicion that they had drugs.
After the police had searched the car they didn’t find anything, but they did find a grease stain on the passenger seat which looked like Vaseline.
That’s suspicion proved to be true. As the police report says, Fabrice had taken a large amount of Vaseline and placed it between his butt cheeks.
Why you asked? Because that is where he also put a large amount of crack cocaine.
There was so much crack cocaine stuffed between his rear mud flaps that both Fabrice and Ernest were immediately arrested and taken into custody for drug trafficking.
If you look at their mug shots above, you wouldn’t think that either one of them would have an ass that large. The story doesn’t spell it out, but you have to wonder if that Vaseline was also meant for the tailpipe too.