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Dumbass Of The Day: What Sound Does A Pizza Make?

By News Sep 30, 2020 | 6:53 AM

Never ever touch another man’s pizza. That could have dire consequences. In this case it took a Port Charlotte man to jail.

How in the hell does this happen?

According to the story, Sean Metcalf’s wife was cleaning up around the house and decided to throw away a pizza. Her husband disagreed. And he was willing to fight to keep his pizza.

After the 2 got into a heated argument, Sean pulled out of piece of pizza from the Box and used it to slap her in the face.

Obviously, this equates to domestic violence, but when the police arrived and questioned Sean Metcalf he claimed that he had no idea how a pizza sauce got on his wife’s face.

After they took pictures of Sean’s wife’s face, they should have booked him with ordering a pizza with pineapple.Now that is a crime unto itself.

Source: WWSB-TV