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Dumbass Of The Day: Gatorade And A Fedora

By News Aug 6, 2020 | 7:43 AM

Your home is your castle, in most castles are fortified, meaning there’s a safe place for you.

In the case of one woman in Pennsylvania, her castle was invaded by a drunk guy drinking Gatorade from her fridge her guest room, where she found him, sitting on her bed with a fedora on. Because he was so drunk,  she told him to leave, only to have him fall down multiple times on the way out.

She called the cops, who arrest the drunk guy, but not before he asked if he could keep the fedora.

Should match well with his new orange jumpsuit.