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Dumbass Of The Day: Taking Care Of “Business” [NSFW}

By News Aug 5, 2020 | 1:28 PM

It is one thing to love yourself. Then there is “LOVE” yourself, just as there are things we do in private and some things we do in public.

In this case, a man named Donovan, was parked at a gas pump next to an off-duty police officer, Maxine. Maxine was getting gas and looked over at the car next to her and saw Donovan pleasuring himself.

Since Donovan was wearing a mask, Maxine wasn’t able to identify him by his face, but since she is part of law enforcement, she ran his plates and found his name, place he lived and where he worked.

Seems that Donovan worked as a pizza delivery person and was taking a break. As you would expect, the police came and arrested him for indecent exposure. When he found out the officer Maxine was the one who saw him, he apologized profusely, but for some odd reason told the arresting officers that he didn’t know that punching the pope in public was illegal.

Just so we all know, if you weren’t aware, pulling your pud in public is a no-no.