Threesomes are something that many guys dream of. Chances of convincing your significant other is, well…rare.
Why? Jealousy.
A couple, Mary Jane and J, in Myrtle Beach, NC had planned a threesome as birthday present for J’s birthday. The party was planned by Mary Jane who had invited another woman to a hotel room. The party, well, started a bit early. That went over like a fart in church when Mary Jane arrived.
When Mary Jane opened the door, she was greeted by a scene, which could only be described as a scene from Cheaters. To say Mary Jane was less than pleased to see that her boyfriend and other woman “had been spending time with another woman before she got there.” (according to the police report) is an understatement.
J’s girlfriend witnessed him and other woman engaged in carnal relations. That was when Mary Jane put a stop to it by pulling J “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor.” This caused the other woman to fall on the floor as well, which prompted other woman to call the police.
Mary Jane and J were told to leave the hotel and to never come back.
Just a life lesson. NEVER arrive to a party early or on time. Casually late is ALWAYS better…especially if you are not planning on wearing clothes.
Source: Smoking Gun