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Dumbass Of The Day: The Role Playing Bag Of Urine

By News Jun 9, 2020 | 2:07 PM

There are a lot of things in life that happen behind closed doors and they remain that way, as it private. No one needs to know…and in many cases, no one wants to know.

That being said, there are many people who partake in role playing. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

However, making an excuse as to why you just pulled over and received a DUI.

Yep, we’re in Florida again.

Andrew Hartman was lost control of his car and ran into a parked tractor.

As is normal with an accident like this, the police checked Andrew out to find that his pupils were dilated and thought he was intoxicated. After he refused medical attention, he was asked to take part in the obligatory field sobriety test.

Yep, he failed.

Then the police searched his car only to find a bag of “fake urine” in the passenger seat, which smelled like weed.

Andrew admitted they have drug tests at work, but didn’t explain why the bad of pee was with him

(I think, by now, we probably have figured this out.)

Then Andrew’s wife was asked about the baggy of tinkle…which, of course, she knew nothing about.

Andrew contradicted that story, but made it more interesting, he said it was part of something he and his wife did as part of bedroom role playing. It was like a toy.

Andrew was taken to the hospital later and got himself a night in jail.

Betcha he is pretty pissed off about the whole thing