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Dumbass Of The Day: Having “Relations” With A Bee Hive

By News Jun 8, 2020 | 10:33 AM

You probably heard Woody and Wilcox talk about a guy who got a cell phone power cord stuck in his urethra…well, i can assure you that this was not an isolated incident of a guy doing something stupid with his…eh hem…man parts.While the guy from this morning was an adult, you have to facepalm as he knows better.

Then there is this guy. While he is a 14 year old, he still (should) have the common sense to NOT mess with a bee hive. Regardless of your state of dress (or undress),don’t mess with bees. Just as simple as that. DON’T MESS WITH BEES. They will sting you if they think they are being attacked. AND, if you place ANY part of your body INTO their hive, they WILL sting you.

In this case, you can pretty well surmise this dumbass is from Florida.

This 14 year old boy decided to place his “junk” in a bee hive after a friend told him:

“that having sex was like putting your penis inside a jar of warm honey. I guess there wasn’t any honey around,”, according to the boy’s father.

The kid’s parents are glad he is alive. Regardless, Dad sees to find the humor in all of this, as his father went on to say:

“I mean, I understand the urge but if you have to do it, do it in a Kleenex for God’s sake and leave the bees alone” 

Just as this sounds like a page out of American Pie, this scenario isn’t exclusive to boys.

According to a gynecologist, one 11 year old girl got an eggplant stuck.

Kids today…WTF?

I guess it is better than eating Tide Pods? That’s a hard one to answer.