Dumbass Of The Day: No Pant, No Service, No Dunkin’

Dumbass Of The Day: No Pant, No Service, No Dunkin’

If you have been to any donut shop in Lincoln in the past couple of weeks, you have to get in line. Either you have to stand outside and wait or sit in your car in the drive through, but it looks like in Windsor, VT, they are allowed to go inside to get their donuts. (Lucky bastards).

Last week, a guy named Benjamin Stearmam, entered his local Dunkin’…without pants. While he was the only customer in the place, Benjamin brought attention to his man-parts in a variety of ways that I won’t go into here. It was at this time that they clerk called the police, who arrested Benjamin for lewd acts, indecent exposure.and violating his probation, which he was on parole for…you guessed it…going around without pants.

I guess, not having pants on and asking for a long john.and 2 munchkins is wrong