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Dumbass Of The Day: The DUI For Running Over Himself

By News May 6, 2020 | 2:10 PM

Sometimes you have to wonder, how we, as a species will survive. Not because of the ‘rona, because of our inability to have common sense. It’s one thing to have a DUI or to be run over by a car. But what if you run yourself over and then get a DUI.

THAT is exactly what happened to Anthony Williamson (we’ll just call him Tony, ‘cuz we tight like that). Thankfully, he isn’t a Nebraska resident, this all happened in Rapid City, SD.

The fun part of this is “Tony” was driving through an intersection around 11:25 in the morning when the driver’s side door opened…and out rolled our friend, “Tony”. Shortly after our buddy fell out, his car ran over his leg. How many times, we don’t know, but a bystander jumped into the car and brought it to a stop.

Poor “Tony”, he was arrest for DUI…after he was taken to the hospital.

The moral of the story, he could have waited another 35 minutes. I mean drinking before noon is just gauche.