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Dumbass Of The Day: The Easter Egg In The Mailbox

By News Apr 13, 2020 | 2:28 PM

Ok, here we go again, back to Florida.

I don’t know how you are educating anyone when you put an Easter Egg in someone’s mailbox. Especially when that egg contains a fish cracker, a square of toilet paper, letter that referenced churches and various buildings around the area…and porn?

First off, no one except a mail carrier can put anything in your mailbox. And I will place money on putting porn in someone’s mailbox kinda dials up the sensitivity of the law.

This came to the attention of the Flagler police department when a number of people had gathered their mail and noticed this “present”. This would-be mailbox desecrater was spotted driving her car, which the police found and put her under arrest for driving with a suspended license, distribution of pornographic material….and the Florida stay-at-home order.

She was tested for COVID-19 and came up negative, which led the police to conclude:

“Thankfully she did not appear to be sick with COVID-19 symptoms, but she certainly needs some help.”

Ya think?